Adele Jokes

That awkward moment when you're scuba diving and you see adele rolling in the deep.

The day Adele decides to crowd surf is the day we learn who her real fans are

Facebook: Adele is such an inspiration. Instagram: Adele looking beautiful in her gown. Twitter: Adele sounds like a chimney sweeper.

Umm Adele, have you tried texting?

- Adele's baby starts to cry - Adele sings the baby a lullaby - baby cries more, but now for different reasons

The fastest way to get to the front of the line at Starbucks is just to tell everyone you saw Adele outside.

Takes approximately 7.5 seconds for #Adele to make you mourn a relationship that you weren't even in.

Now responding to all "hello" DMs with "Adele?"

I wish Adele would hurry up and put out another album so I could end this relationship.

Adele is an amazing singer. The problem is, when one of her songs comes on, everyone else thinks they are, too

What if Adele was calling from inside the house?!

My neighbor crashed her car while listening to Adele. She went rolling in the Jeep

I'm impressed with my mom's commitment to saying the word 'the' before every noun. Example: the Walgreens, the AIDS, the Fox News, the Adele

Maybe Adele is singing about her cats. You don't know.

I feel like a lot of single women have been naming their cats Adele this year.

Your "poetic" tweets would be so much better if Adele hadn't thought of them first

Adele has announced that she will be singing the theme for the next James Bond film. Diet Another Day will be released in 2014.

I was listening to the radio the other day when I thought I heard an ad for a Mac... It was actually Adele. I'm on my way out now. Also, I apologize if this (or a similar pun) has been posted previously. Just thought of it the other day.

such a hipster... they were into Adele before she got big.

I sent an Adele album to a guy who bought it on eBay, anyway his payment cancelled and I'm out of pocket .... Should I just give up or should I keep on chasing payments

Adele joined my evening class. She sits at the back silently, we don't talk about her. She's the elephant in the room.

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road? ""Hello from the other siiiiiiide!""

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet Adele (Hello from the other side)

Why did Adele cross the road? Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, ""Hello from the other side!""

Adele and jb were talking Adele: hello Jb: hey Adele: can you hear me? Jb: what do you mean? Adele: when we were younger, and free. But then you came along! Jb: is it too late to say sorry now? Adele: I'm in California dreaming about who we used to be Jb: well then love yourself!