A man divorced his wife over her love of Adele ""Goodbye. It's you.""#Adele#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did Adele cross the road? So I could hit her with my car and shut everyone up.#Adele#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
So some Mexican lady named Patricia listened to the new Adele and cried so much she's flooding Mexico#Patricia#Adele#Mexico#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Adele called her first albums 19 & 21 because they are numbers that have special importance to her life Her follow up 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 is due out next month.#Adele0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Adele has confirmed that her new album will be called 25... Not for her current age, but for the number of snickers bars she had for breakfast#Adele0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Mozart is rolling in his grave. In 50 years people will be saying ""Adele is rolling in the deep.""#Mozart#Adele#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's the opposite of Adele? Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)#Adele#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did Adele say when asked where her dog is? Groomer has it#Adele#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
An 11-year-old student of mine just told me this. What do you call a singing computer? Adele.#Adele#School#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A man from Brooklyn... A man from Brooklyn who worked for an entertainment company was tasked with with looking after meals for singer Adele, who was in town for a performance one day. It was known throughout the business that she refused to work on an empty stomach and that this job was crucial to the success of the performance. When Adele arrived there was no food present and she became enraged. The mans boss began to panic, until the man walked into his boss' office with a plan. ""Don't worry…Read more#Adele#Brooklyn#Philadelphia#Food+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Adele didn't originally want to perform at the Grammy's but they bugged the crap out of her till she said yes. They must've called a thousand times.#Adele0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Adele names her albums after her age. So, after 19, 21, 25 and 30, the 36-year old's new one is going to be called... "It's none of your business!"#Adele0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Soulja boy is not even a soldier. Dr. Dre is not even a doctor. Adele is not even a computer.#Dr Dre#Adele#Technology#Military+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele She was Rolling in the Jeep.#Adele#Marriage#Driving0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Did you guys hear Adele might have cancer?,"It's not confirmed but tumor has it#Adele0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?,"Never mind I'll find someone like you#Adele0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Did you guys hear Adele might have cancer? It's not confirmed, but tumor has it#Adele#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp