The fastest way to get to the front of the line at Starbucks is just to tell everyone you saw Adele outside.#Adele#Starbucks#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
That awkward moment when you're scuba diving and you see adele rolling in the deep.#Adele#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
i made the starbucks guy say large instead of venti I HAVE ALREADY CONQUERED WEDNESDAY WHAT NOW#Starbucks#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Couldn't remember the girl's name from last night so I brought her to Starbucks.#Starbucks#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Instead of going to Starbucks, I make my own coffee, yell my name out incorrectly, and then light a $5 bill on fire.#Starbucks#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp