Couldn't remember the girl's name from last night so I brought her to Starbucks.

Instead of going to Starbucks, I make my own coffee, yell my name out incorrectly, and then light a $5 bill on fire.

Kevin Spacey ordering a takeaway coffee from Starbucks and receiving the cup with 'Kevin E' written on the side.

Starbucks should have a separate line for people who don't know what they want or how the world works.