My neighbor crashed her car while listening to Adele. She went rolling in the Jeep#Adele#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did Adele cross the road? So I could hit her with my car and shut everyone up.#Adele#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Is that a car alarm going off? Someone must be trying to steal it I better call the police!" - literally no one ever#Driving#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*wakes up to wife and son screaming* me: What are you guys yelling about? them: YOU'RE DRIVING#Marriage#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp