My dad said he couldn't get into Game of Thrones because he doesn't like fantasy so I asked him when he was going to stop watching Fox News.

Adele ""45"" Track Listing 1. Where Were You I Called Several times, I Was Worried sick. 2. Did You Remember to Get the Milk? 3. Putting Mom in the Home. 4. Stretch Marks. 5. Jonathan's Off to College, Sweet. 6. 2nd Marriage. 7. Crows Feet. 8. What? 9. What? 10. I'm Sorry, What? 11. Audiologist Appointment.

Damned Italian Ices Down in Austin, Texas, Guido's father and now Guido had operated a neighborhood ice cream parlor for many years. Having an idea about how to increase his business, Guido put up a prominent sign outside the business announcing, ""Next Week Italian Ices Will Be Here!"" Overnight people in the neighborhood were up in arms. They organized a protest and boycott. Their spokesman told a reporter, ""We heard about them damn ICES terroists on the FOX news and we won't stand for foreig…

A black man, a Muslim, and a Communist walk into a bar... The bartender says, "Hello, Mr. President!" Courtesy of my Fox News-watching mom...