Jonathans Jokes

Adele ""45"" Track Listing 1. Where Were You I Called Several times, I Was Worried sick. 2. Did You Remember to Get the Milk? 3. Putting Mom in the Home. 4. Stretch Marks. 5. Jonathan's Off to College, Sweet. 6. 2nd Marriage. 7. Crows Feet. 8. What? 9. What? 10. I'm Sorry, What? 11. Audiologist Appointment.

The Baptist preacher just finished his sermon for the day and proceeded toward the back of the church for his usual greetings and handshaking as the congregation left the church. After shaking a few adult hands he came upon the seven year old son of one of the Deacons of the church. ""Good morning Jonathan"" the preacher said as he reached out to shake Joanthan's hand. As he was doing do he felt something in the palm of Jonathan's hand. ""What's this?"" the preacher asked. ""Money"" said Jona…