Eds Jokes

"Ed's Plumbing" Hi I think an engagement ring is stuck in my toilet "ok when did your lady drop-" She didn't "Sir?" I hid it in her dessert

What happened to Ed's girlfriend? Sheeran

It happened in a hospital, that a patient died in the same bed every Sunday at midnight. The doctors were baffled. Someone suggested that maybe there are some supernatural forces at play. So [Lorraine](http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0289864/) and [Ed](http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0371100/) Warren were called to look into the issue. Lorraine tried to use her abilities to deduce the cause of the problem, but could not find anything. That night they decided they'll hide and watch what happens. …

Constructionworkers and beer John, Ed and Mike are working construction, day in and day out. After a few years of working together, they consider them selfes close friend. But a dreaded day comes when Ed dies at the site. John and Mike have to decide who of them will inform Ed's wife. They flip a coin and John ends up being the one to break the news. He goes off to the wife and Mike waits for him at the bar. An hour later John returns with a case of beer. ""What the hell happend, John? You were …

Joe Bamboozle knows everybody (long) Ed and his friend Joe Bamboozle were walking along. They're passing by the signs for the big Taylor Swift concert. Ed says that he would have loved to get a ticket to the show, but the very worst seat was way out of his price range. Joe Bamboozle said "Oh, hey, no problem. I know Tay. Give me a minute." JB gets on his phone, talks for a few minutes. He says to Ed, "No sweat. We got tickets for tonight." Ed's thinking "Bullshit. At best, obstructed.…