What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse? Shake it off

Taylor Swift seems like the kind of chick who'd stare at her boyfriend while he's sleeping.

Taylor Swift told Vanity Fair she's not a "clingy, insane, desperate girlfriend" through various voicemails and texts at 3 AM

"What are you doing? Are you writing down everything I'm saying?! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG?!?!" -anyone dating Taylor Swift