Switzerland Jokes

What's the best thing about Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

So I asked this swiss dude to tell me something good about living in Switzerland. "Well" he said "the flag is a big plus!"

The German tax evader in Switzerland A German wants to bring his untaxed savings to a number account in Switzerland. He sneaks into the bank, looks around and whispers to the bank assistant: "Psst! I've got 2 million euros in my suitcase!" The bank assistant replies in a normal voice: "Why do you try to be so unsuspicious? Poverty is not a shame in Switzerland."

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

So I asked my friend what its like to live in Switzerland.. He said It's pretty cold but the flag is a huge plus

What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

What's the best part about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag's a plus.

A joke from WWII A German soldier is talking to a Swiss soldier: "How many soldiers could Switzerland mobilize if we were to invade?" "Half a million within two days." "And if we invade with a million troops?" "We shoot twice and go home."

An american walks into a swiss bank... The bank is very full so it takes a long time for it to be his turn. After an hour wait he finally gets to go up to the counter. The woman asks him how she could assist him. He looks around, making sure he cant be heard and whispers into her ear "I would like to deposit $1 million into a bank account" The woman looks a bit startled and says out loud "oh dont worry sir! You dont have to whisper, here in Switzerland its no shame to be poor."

An American walks into a swiss bank with two large bags He walks up to a teller and says quietly "I have 2 million dollars in cash that I need to deposit into a swiss bank account now" The teller replies "Sir, there's no need to whisper, poverty is nothing to be ashamed of in Switzerland."

A German and a Swiss are arguing about who's country is better... The German, clearly annoyed, asks the Swiss "So what's so great about Switzerland?" The Swiss shrugs, simply saying. "Well, the flag is a big plus."

I thought my wife was joking when she said she wanted to go to a Monkees tribute concert in Switzerland. Then I saw her face. Now I'm in Geneva.

Xi and Biden have a bet Xi wagers that in 100 years time China would be the dominant superpower, while Biden is confident that the USA will remain uncontested. So after their terms ended and they reached the end of their mortal coil, they were cryogenically preserved in Switzerland and woken up in 100 years. Strolling down the future streets of Geneva, they come across a news broadcast on a large billboard. “Ha! I knew it! China is a soft power giant now!” Says Xi, pointing at the newsreader…

What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

UN Survey Last month, the UN conducted a global survey: # "Please give us your honest opinion about a solution to the Food Shortages in the Rest of the World." ​ The poll turned out, not unexpectedly, to be a huge flop. Why? ​ \-In Africa, participants didn't know what 'food' was. \-Russia didn't know what 'honest' meant. \-Western Europe did not know the word 'Shortage '. \-The Chinese did not know what 'opinion' was. \-The Middle East asked what 'solution' meant. \-So…

I met my new neighbor today. Turns out he's Swiss. I told him I'd never met someone from Switzerland before, and asked what he likes most about his home country. He shrugged. "I dunno. The flag's a big plus."

What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well the flag's a big plus.

You know the best thing about Switzerland? I don't either

What's the difference between Switzerland and Columbia? In Switzerland

What's the greatest thing about Switzerland? Not sure

What are some good things about living in Switzerland? Well

I'm thinking of moving to Switzerland No particular reason

A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: ""Excuse me Father

I don't have a lot of great things to say about Switzerland But their flag is a huge plus

What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well