😄 I met my new neighbor today. Turns out he's Swiss. I told him I'd never met someone from Switzerlan...

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I met my new neighbor today. Turns out he's Swiss. I told him I'd never met someone from Switzerland before, and asked what he likes most about his home country. He shrugged. "I dunno. The flag's a big plus."

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