Switzerland Jokes

What's the best thing about Switzerland? I'm not sure... but the flag's a big plus.

A bad thing about living in Switzerland. The flag is a big plus, but that just adds to the problem. (I did not create the first part, but i decided to *add* the last part to the joke)

Switzerland I've heard a lot of good things about Switzerland. I mean, the flag's a big plus, right?

Geography joke from my son Him: What's the capitol of Switzerland? Me: Ummm, Geneva? Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

Switzerland is a pretty sweet country... and their flag's a big plus.

What are some benefits to living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.

Questions and answers from Radio Athens Question: Is it true that there are two kinds of people serving as deputies of the European Parliament, as members of the European Commission, as members of the Permanent Representations of the Member States to the European Union and as members of the national Parliaments? Answer: Yes, it is absolutely true. One kind is those not capable of anything at all, and the other, those capable of anything whatsoever. Question: Is it possible for Switzerland to joi…

Switzerland on Austrians: ""Why is the Austrian flag red-white-red'?"" ""So that they can't raise it upside-down""

Topical Jokes for 10/26 (for best results, read in the voice of your favorite late night host) In Dallas, a man was arrested after he attacked a man in a pink shirt, while shouting homophobic slurs. Because what could be less gay than freaking out over another man's outfit? In California, a man robbed a convenience store, only to return later to apologize and give back the money. The cashier accepted the man's apology, then shot him eleven times. Scientists in Switzerland used a spectrometer to …

What's one good thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.

What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? I'm not really sure. The air is clean. The mountains are beautiful. The flag is a big plus.

I don't know it Switzerland is a good country But the flag is a big plus.

My second favorite joke that came to me in a dream. Woke up thinking I had told this one to all of my friends and they thought it was truly dumb. I told it to them IRL anyway: Everybody else went back to the hostel, so I ended up walking around Switzerland by myself at one in the morning. I'm passing this bar when I hear people cheering. I could use a drink so I pop in, and I find all of the chairs pushed aside, and there's a guy in the middle of the floor juggling big slabs of beef. Right? So I…

What's the best thing about Switzerland? I'm not sure, but their flag is a big plus.

Lewis Grizzard, featuring Bubba & Earl We are playing Auburn. Sanford Stadium. National Television. Winner wins the Southeastern Conference; goes to the Sugar Bowl. 85,000 people jammed into Sanford Stadium. National television audience. This game is on the Armed Service Network. People in Switzerland are seeing this ballgame. Going everywhere. The band cranks up ""Glory, Glory to Ole Georgia"" and our team comes running out. 85,000 stand as one. We are led by our gallant mascot, UGA-U-G-A. …

What are some pros of living in Switzerland? Well the flag is a big plus

What are the advantages of living in Switzerland? Well the flag for one is a big plus. Badum tss.

I cannot tell a lie. A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: ""Excuse me Father, could I ask a favour?"" ""Of course my child, What can I do for you?"" ""Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remover gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it…

Vacationing in Switzerland ""So did you enjoy the beautiful scenery?"" ""I couldn't really see much because of the mountains.""

What's so great about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, ""Father, may I ask a favour?"" ""Of course. What may I do for you?"" ""Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there anyway you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"" ""I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."" ""With your honest face, Father, no one will question you…

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, ""Father, may I ask a favor?"" ""Of course. What may I do for you?"" ""Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there anyway you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"" ""I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."" ""With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.…

Harry was telling his friend about his holiday in Switzerland. His friend had never been to Switzerland and asked 'what did you think of the scenery ?' 'Oh I couldn't see much' Harry admitted. 'There were all these mountains in the way.'

"Father, may I ask a favor?" A distinguished young woman on flight from Switzerland asked the priest sitting beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may I do for you?" the priest replied. "Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there anyway you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?" the woman asked. "I would love to help you, but I must warn you: I will not…

I thought the wife was joking... ...when she said she wanted to go to Switzerland for a Monkees concert. Then I saw her face...now I'm in Geneva