A Medieval polish farmer is out working in his fields one day, and digs up an old magic lamp. He begins to wipe off the dirt, thinking to sell it at market, when suddenly a Genie flies out, offering the astonished farmer 3 wishes.
"Oh Noble farmer, you have freed me from my prison, and for that I grant you 3 wishes! What say you?"
The farmer thinks hard about his first wish, and finally says "I wish for the Mongol hoard to come invade Poland."
The Genie looks at the farmer, puzzled for a mome…