Carlos was a passionate soccer fan After the devastating defeat Brazil suffered in the 2014 World Cup, Carlos sat in his room and began screaming: ""NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"" and continued screaming for many months. His neighbors were extremely annoyed because of all the ruckus and were also concerned because they had not met him for an extended period of time. So one day, Jose, his friend and neighbor, goes up to Carlos's house and knocks on his window. Carlos, startled, goes to the …

What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons? Jose and Hose B.

Jose and Carlos are panhandlers......They panhandle in different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day. Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend. Carlos says to Jose 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?'. Jose says, .... 'Look at your sign, what does it say'? Carlos' sign reads 'I ha…

The Panhandlers Jose and Carlos are panhandlers. They panhandle in different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day. Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend. Carlos says to Jose "I work just as long and hard as you do, but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?" Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say"? Carlos sign…