Carloss Jokes

Carlos was a passionate soccer fan After the devastating defeat Brazil suffered in the 2014 World Cup, Carlos sat in his room and began screaming: ""NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"" and continued screaming for many months. His neighbors were extremely annoyed because of all the ruckus and were also concerned because they had not met him for an extended period of time. So one day, Jose, his friend and neighbor, goes up to Carlos's house and knocks on his window. Carlos, startled, goes to the …

Two mexicans are walking in a desert.... and are extremely thirsty and hungry, and are out of food and water. As they continue on their journey to reach their homeland, Carlos says to Juan in broken english, ""I don't think we es going to make it, Juan."" Juan replies, ""We must keep trying Carlos, we es got no choice."" As Carlos and Juan approach a big hill of sand in the desert, Carlos immediately smells bacon. ""Juan!!! You smell that? Smells like.... Bacon!!!!"" Carlos replies reluctantly, …