An american walks into a swiss bank... The bank is very full so it takes a long time for it to be his turn. After an hour wait he finally gets to go up to the counter. The woman asks him how she could assist him. He looks around, making sure he cant be heard and whispers into her ear "I would like to deposit $1 million into a bank account" The woman looks a bit startled and says out loud "oh dont worry sir! You dont have to whisper, here in Switzerland its no shame to be poor."

People with Swiss bank accounts are often confused between their Bank balance and the Back Account number.

A very distinguished lady was on a plane A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: ""Excuse me Father, could I ask a favour?"" ""Of course my child, What can I do for you?"" ""Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remover gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you thi…

A foreigner goes to a bank in Switzerland... The teller asks the foreigner: ""Would you like to make a deposit?"" The foreign man replies: ""Yes I would."" The teller: ""How much would you like to deposit?"" The man leans in and whispers: ""Three million dollars..."" The teller: ""Oh you can speak up. Being poor is no reason to be ashamed in Switzerland.""