Stalin Jokes

Why does the communist party hate planes? Because they're always Stalin

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be? A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

Did you know that Stalin had a girlfriend that cheated on him? You know what, don't worry about it. She's out of the picture now anyway.

Why was Stalin a Bad leader? Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

Why didn't The Cold War happen? Russia kept Stalin it

Why was Joseph late to the meeting? He was Stalin.

Did you hear about the time Hitler and Stalin shared an apartment? It turns out that their landlord was the lessor to two evils.

Why are the Soviets Russian? Because there's no Stalin.

Why was WWI so short? Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

Did you know Stalin got hit in the groin with a potato when he was young? That's how he became a dictator.

What does Stalin do on a night out? Paints the town red

Why did Hitler need to get a new car? His was Stalin.

Why did the student fail the exam? Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission? He was always Stalin in his manual!

What did Stalin say to all the thousands of people he killed? Crimea river

Why did Russia sign the non-aggression pact with NazI Germany? They were Stalin for time.

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day? Because Russia was Stalin

In hell, Why is Hitler buried up to his eyeballs in shit, but Stalin is only buried to his nose? Because Stalin in standing on Lennins shoulders. From a Russian friend.

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union? They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.