Stalin and Roosevelt
Stalin and Roosevelt are chatting at a meeting on the top floor of a building.
In a heated argument they decided to test their bodyguard's loyalty.
Roosevelt goes first and tells his bodyguard "Jump out the window" to which the bodyguard responds "No I cant... What about my family?"
Then Stalin goes and tells his body the same thing.
Stalin's bodyguard then goes to the window, jumps out, and dies instantly upon hitting the pavement below.
"Why did h…