Ryan Gosling Jokes

If life was fair, Ryan Gosling would have been born with Ray Romano's voice.

[red carpet] "So Ryan, who are u with tonight?" Ryan Gosling [proudly] "My parents" [two geese in black tie nervously shuffle to his side]

I better fix the hinge on this cabinet door before Ryan Gosling comes over, takes his shirt off and builds my lady a house.

How many pushups can Ryan Gosling do? All of them.

Her: Let's each pick one person we can sleep with and the other person can't get mad. Mine is Ryan Gosling. Who's yours? Me: The babysitter

*puts dreamcatcher above bed* "Sure hope this works" *wakes up in the middle of the night* *Ryan Gosling is stuck in dreamcatcher* "YES"

Me: Has anyone ever told you that you look like Ryan Gosling? Him: Me? No, but thank- Me: Ok just making sure.

May I pay you handsomely, good sir? -Why yes you may. *opens wallet* *pulls out Ryan Gosling*

Million dollar idea: Selling shower heads at the exit of a Ryan Gosling movie

Ways Ryan Gosling and I are similar: 1. Up to date on our vaccinations 2. I dunno, that's probably it and I'm not sure about that first one.

Is it safe for Ryan Gosling to wink at a girl that's already pregnant or does it like, poke the baby?

At what age does Ryan Gosling have to change his name to Ryan Goose

Psst. The real reason Ryan Gosling is taking a break from acting was to molt, mature & become Ryan Goose.

You are what you eat. *eats Ryan Gosling* *crosses fingers*

I'm a spitting image of Ryan Gosling. Like if Ryan Gosling were to spit and look at his reflection in it, that would be me.

If Ryan Gosling doesn't ask me to be his valentine, I'm moving on. This ship has sailed. This ball has sunk. This fart has flatulated.

I bet Ryan Gosling doesn't even blow his candles out. He probably just winks at them and they faint.

Why do women like Ryan Gosling? Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

When talking with her girlfriends, my wife often compares me to Ryan Gosling! She says I look nothing like him.

My wife often compares me to Ryan Gosling. She'll say "You're nothing like Ryan Gosling."