If life was fair, Ryan Gosling would have been born with Ray Romano's voice.

Me: Has anyone ever told you that you look like Ryan Gosling? Him: Me? No, but thank- Me: Ok just making sure.

May I pay you handsomely, good sir? -Why yes you may. *opens wallet* *pulls out Ryan Gosling*

Million dollar idea: Selling shower heads at the exit of a Ryan Gosling movie