If life was fair, Ryan Gosling would have been born with Ray Romano's voice.

[red carpet] "So Ryan, who are u with tonight?" Ryan Gosling [proudly] "My parents" [two geese in black tie nervously shuffle to his side]

How many pushups can Ryan Gosling do? All of them.

Her: Let's each pick one person we can sleep with and the other person can't get mad. Mine is Ryan Gosling. Who's yours? Me: The babysitter