If life was fair, Ryan Gosling would have been born with Ray Romano's voice.

At midnight, thousands of people will be at Times Square to witnesss Ryan Seacrest's balls drop.

I better fix the hinge on this cabinet door before Ryan Gosling comes over, takes his shirt off and builds my lady a house.

[Chased by cops on foot] *Turns corner and lays DVD of The Notebook on floor* *Cops get lost in Ryan Gosling's eyes* *Makes clean getaway*