If life was fair, Ryan Gosling would have been born with Ray Romano's voice.

I better fix the hinge on this cabinet door before Ryan Gosling comes over, takes his shirt off and builds my lady a house.

[red carpet] "So Ryan, who are u with tonight?" Ryan Gosling [proudly] "My parents" [two geese in black tie nervously shuffle to his side]

How many pushups can Ryan Gosling do? All of them.