If life was fair, Ryan Gosling would have been born with Ray Romano's voice.

How many pushups can Ryan Gosling do? All of them.

Me: Has anyone ever told you that you look like Ryan Gosling? Him: Me? No, but thank- Me: Ok just making sure.

May I pay you handsomely, good sir? -Why yes you may. *opens wallet* *pulls out Ryan Gosling*