Red Sea Jokes

Who parted the Red Sea with a permeable membrane OsMoses

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea? It sinks.

Moses and Jesus are standing on the bank of the Red Sea in their retirement Jesus turns to Moses and says

Splitting the Red Sea Moses was leading the Jews while being chased by the Pharaoh and his men. In a moment of foolishness

How was the red sea made? Over a very long period

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?,"I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea? I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

How did Moses part the Red Sea? He used a Sea-saw.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses? Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

How was the Red Sea formed? Over a long period.

Moses was praying to God to free his people when the voice of God rang out from the heavens. "Moses," he said, "I have good news and bad news." "What's the good news?" asked Moses. God said: "If Pharaoh will not let my people go, I will send down a rain of frogs, a plague of locusts and a plague of flies, and I will turn rivers to blood. And if Pharaoh pursues you, I shall open a path for you in the Red Sea but then close it again to drown his army." "That would be really helpful," said Moses. "…

Biblical Bumper Stickers: Adam: "You are what you eat." Eve: "At least he doesn't compare me to his mother." Abraham: "I'm goin' not knowin'." Noah: "Honk if you believe in treading water." Moses: "From a basket case to the promise land." Elizah: "When Jezebel ain't happy, ain't nobody happy." Balaam: "My second donkey talks!" Prodigal Son: "All roads lead to home." At the Sinai desert: "Winding road next 40 years" At the Red Sea: "Caution! Subject to sudden flooding"