moses: watch me split the red sea in half red sea: i've got a boyfriend

As a Jew, I have heard many Jewish jokes, here are a few... Why do Jews have big noses? because air is free... Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? Pizza's don't scream in the oven.... What's faster than a speeding bullet? A Jew with a coupon... How many Jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 6 million in the ash tray... Why did Hitler kill himself? he saw his gas bill... Why did Moses split the red sea? He saw a nickle at the bottom... If you all have any I f…

A man sets off for adventure in Egypt to search for an an ancient tomb. After many long weeks of endless searching in the desert, the man finally found the ancient Pharaoh's tomb he had for so long been seeking. He descended. Down, down through the chambers he went, marching tirelessly in exciting anticipation of his groundbreaking archaeological discovery. There was nothing that could deter him now! Well, maybe one thing: He remembered hearing a story while in town about the ghost that supposed…

Moses and Jesus reminisce about the their days on Earth. Moses and Jesus are reminiscing about their time in Earth. Jesus says to Moses ""let's go back for a bit! Where would you like to go?"" Moses told Jesus ""I've always like the Red Sea."" So they go to the Red Sea and wander around a bit. Suddenly Moses find a long stick and looks at Jesus and says ""remember this Jesus?"" and then he splits the Red Sea. ""I loved when you did that!"" Jesus said. ""Do you remember this?"" and Jesus starts w…