Bill Why Jokes

As a Jew, I have heard many Jewish jokes, here are a few... Why do Jews have big noses? because air is free... Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? Pizza's don't scream in the oven.... What's faster than a speeding bullet? A Jew with a coupon... How many Jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 6 million in the ash tray... Why did Hitler kill himself? he saw his gas bill... Why did Moses split the red sea? He saw a nickle at the bottom... If you all have any I f…

Bill Gates resigns! *Bill Gates has resigned as the 'Chairman of Microsoft' after receiving a letter from kuppuswamy. It reads*: *Saar*, I have some questions for you.... Please *yanswer* them: *Nambar wan*) The keyboard alphabets are not in order, when will you launch the correct version? *Nambar too*) There is yeh 'Start' button... but no 'Stop' button... Rascalaa, where it is? *Nambar tree*) I have already learned Microsoft Word, when are you "" *laanching*"" Microsoft Sentence? *Nambar for*)…