It was at the height of world war II... ... and Hitler decided to invade Britain. So he asked the head of the Kriegsmarine to study plans for a water assault on Britain and carrying ground troops. After a brief study, the admirals conveyed with the Fuhrer, and told him that it was absolutely impossible, there was no way the Reich could muster enough ships to carry all the troops and the logistics necessary. The only way would be to do like Moses, and part the water of the English channels like …

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea? I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

Moses was praying to God to free his people when the voice of God rang out from the heavens. "Moses," he said, "I have good news and bad news." "What's the good news?" asked Moses. God said: "If Pharaoh will not let my people go, I will send down a rain of frogs, a plague of locusts and a plague of flies, and I will turn rivers to blood. And if Pharaoh pursues you, I shall open a path for you in the Red Sea but then close it again to drown his army." "That would be really helpful," said Moses. "…

Majedar Chutkule: हंसने के चेहरे पर रौनक आती है और माइंड से लेकर मूड तक फ्रेश रहता है. अगर आप अकेला महसूस कर रहे हैं या फिर बोर हो रहे हैं तो पढ़िए ये मजेदार चुटकुले.> लड़की का एक्सीडेंट हो गया.डॉक्टर - आपके पैर खराब हो गए हैं.लड़की - क्या ये सही नहीं होंगे?डॉक्टर - नहीं इनको काटना पड़ेगा.लड़की - ओह! नो अब मैं क्या करुंगी?डॉक्टर - धीरज रखिए, ईश्वर सब ठीक करेगा.लड़की - अरे मुझे उसकी टेंशन नहीं है. दरअसल मैंने कल ही नया सैंडल खरीदा है, और उस दुकान पर लिखा था- "बिका माल वापस नही…