What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea? It sinks.

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea? I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

How did Moses part the Red Sea? He used a Sea-saw.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.