President Jokes

President-Elect Trump invited the Pope for lunch President-Elect Trump invited the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht

What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar? An algorithm

If Donald Trump becomes President I'm going to Mexico. Not by choice though.

So I hope that when President Trump gets tired of us

Remember when President-Elect Trump said immigrants were going to take our jobs? It's all true! Just ask Michelle Obama!

Our President Elect is a real tough guy... The candidate who was going to ""defeat ISIS"" is currently at war with Saturday Night Live and a Broadway musical.

What does Donald Trump play most of the time? President Evil.

If Hillary Clinton is elected as our first female President it's really going to redefine a few things for me.... ....Like the words President Bush.

G.W.Bush - Dyslexic?,"After many speech errors, mispronunciations, apparent Freudian slips, rumors began to swirl that President Bush may be dyslexic. At a press conference the following month, one journalist found the courage to ask ""Mr. President, is there any truth the the current rumor that you are, in fact, dyslexic?"" To which he emphatically replied ""ON!""

What did president Obamas father say when he was born?,"Oh He's Barack. pronounced with a bad asian-english accent.

G.W.Bush - Dyslexic? After many speech errors, mispronunciations, apparent Freudian slips, rumors began to swirl that President Bush may be dyslexic. At a press conference the following month, one journalist found the courage to ask "Mr. President, is there any truth the the current rumor that you are, in fact, dyslexic?" To which he emphatically replied, "ON!"

What do you call President Bush melting steel beams? A counter argument.

What did president Obamas father say when he was born? Oh, He's Barack. pronounced with a bad asian-english accent.

Why was President Banana of Zimbabwe elected? He had great appeal.

What will happen if people just stop trying altogether? President Trump.

Have you heard that president Assad has been making cheese? He's been getting the Kurds out of the whey (credit to Sambo85 - Sikipedia)

When his son asked for a lift in the car just to get to the end of their road, his father told him: "You should be ashamed. When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he used to walk ten miles every day to get to school." "Really?" said the boy. "Well, when he was your age, he was president!" At the age of six I was left an orphan. What kind of idiot gives an orphan to a six-year-old?

Which three little words do Americans like to hear the most? "Former President Bush".

George W. Bush arrived in Beijing for the 2008 Olympics. When a reporter asked him if he liked the decathlon, he said he preferred regular coffee. People say, 'Can you really imagine the United States of America having a black President?' And I say, 'Why not? We just had a retarded one.' Chris Rock

President Bush said that he was saddened to hear about the demise of Lehman Brothers. He said his thoughts went out to their mother as losing one son is hard but losing two is a tragedy.