Lehman Brothers Jokes

It was the first day of a school in USA and a... ...and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?" She saw a sea of blank faces except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775,' he said. 'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?'' Again, no response excep…

If you had bought $1,000 worth of Lehman Brothers shares in 2007, a year later they would have been worth nothing. If you had purchased $1,000 worth of AIG shares in 2007, a year later they would have been worth around $30. If you had invested $1,000 in Delta Airlines in 2007, a year later it would have been worth around $49. If you had bought $1,000 worth of beer, drunk it all, then taken the empty cans to an aluminium recycling plant, you would have received $214. So based on the above statist…

President Bush said that he was saddened to hear about the demise of Lehman Brothers. He said his thoughts went out to their mother as losing one son is hard but losing two is a tragedy.