Politics, explained. A little boy goes to his Dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let Me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the Family, so call me The President Your mother is the Administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, We will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' So the l…

Why was President Banana of Zimbabwe elected? He had great appeal. - Courtesy of my dad.

The Pope is visiting DC and President Bush takes him out for an afternoon on the Potomac...sailing on the presidential yacht. They're admiring the sights when, all of a sudden, the Pope's hat (zucchetto) blows off his head and out into the water. Secret service guys start to launch a boat, but Bush waves them off, saying ""Wait, wait. I'll take care of this. Don't worry."" Bush then steps off the yacht onto the surface of the water and walks out to the Holy Father's little hat, bends over and pi…

George W. Bush is seen crossing the Potomac river on foot. The Washington Post : ""President Bush crosses the Potomac River"". The Washington Time : ""Bush's conservative approach saves taxpayers a boat"". Mother Jones : ""Bush can't swim"".