Why was President Banana of Zimbabwe elected? He had great appeal. - Courtesy of my dad.#President#Zimbabwe#Politics#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Let's call Trump the "Second Place President." He'll love that.#President#Politics#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"We do not negotiate with Pterodactyls."- President Barack Obamasaurus#President#Politics#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My child: Mom, there's a monster under my bed. Me: "That's impossible, they're all running for president right now."#Politics#Kids#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"I'd make an awesome president. Give me a problem, any problem." "Um, population control?" "Kill all the storks. BOOM!"#President#Politics#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp