Why was President Banana of Zimbabwe elected? He had great appeal. - Courtesy of my dad.

Did you hear about this CRAZY experiment done by SCIENTISTS? A man suffered from headaches, he went in for treatment. Scientists removed the right half of his brain, and asked him to count to ten. The man counted, "two, four, six, eight, ten." Then they removed the left half, and again asked the man to count to ten. The main counted, "one, three, five, seven, nine." The scientists then removed both halves of the man's brain, and asked him again to count to ten. The man said, "look, we're gon…

An American and a Russian were arguing about the differences in their countries. The American says: Listen in my country i can walk into the oval office and i can hit the desk with my fist and say “ President Biden I do not like the way you’re governing our country” The Russian says: i can do that. The American says: what how? The Russian says: i can go straight into the kremlin go to the president’s office and i can pound my fist on Putin’s desk and say “ Mr. president i do not like the w…

What do atoms and President Trump have in common? They make up everything