Post Office Jokes

The greatest drummer in the world. In the summer of 1969, a mail sorter at a New York post office received a letter addressed ""To The Greatest Drummer in the World."" There was no address or return address and the sorter wasn't sure what to do. Fortunately, there was a former drummer who worked the front counter of the Post Office who promptly found Max Roach's address and forwarded the letter. Max Roach received the letter and said, ""Oh no, I'm not the greatest drummer in the world."" Max the…

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read: Dear God, I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension payment. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited…

Letter to God A Post Office worker at the main sorting office finds an unstamped, poorly hand-written envelope addressed to God. He opens it and discovers it is from an elderly lady, distressed because some thief robbed her of 100 dollars. She will be cold and hungry for the rest of the month if she doesn't receive some divine intervention. The worker organizes a collection amongst the other postal workers, who dig deep and come up with 96 dollars. They get it to her by special courier the same …

I can't believe how stupid that bloke in the Post Office was.... He said that my Parcel was too heavy and that I needed to put more stamps on it like that's going to make it lighter.

Here's a Post Office joke Nevermind, you'll probably never get it.

A man robs a Post Office ""Give me all your stamps!"" ""What? Why sir? They're not that expensive"" ""Shut your trap, I have on good knowledge they can go a long way."" Edit: I have no idea why I capitalized post office

MOST LETTERS Q: What two words contain the most letters? A: Post office.

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff? They are hiring.

A woman walks into the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. ""What denomination?"" asks the clerk. ... ""Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?"" said the woman. ""Well, give me 24 Baptist and 12 Presbyterian, 30 Catholic and 8 Methodist.""

Two Yanks touring London in a taxi. What is that asked one of the Yank's. Why that is Buckingham Palace answered the taxi driver. Well you should see the states we have much bigger houses over there and that. That is the Post Office Tower. Oh our towers are much bigger. This went on for much of the day until they went past a another building. Our buildings are much bigger than that one too. I thought it might be said the taxi driver That is the mental institute

What two words have thousands of letters in them? Post office.

Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were confused about which side to spit on.

The Post Office I went for a job at the Royal Mail sorting office yesterday. After the interview I was given a tour of the depot. I asked the guy taking the tour "What's that machine?" "That's the Acme 3000 Auto Sorter System. It can sort 150,000 letters an hour and it's 99.5% accurate. It's controlled by 12 supercomputers, each of which is 5000 times more powerful than an average desktop PC. It has over 15,000 state-of-the-art optical location identification sensors, contains enough circuit …

REPUTATION There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read: Dear God, I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension payment. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I…

Boy Meets Pastor A delightful little boy was waiting for his mother outside the ladies’ room of the gas station. As he stood there, he was approached by a man who asked, "Sonny, can you tell me where the Post Office is?" The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street two blocks and turn to your right. It's on the left." The man thanked the boy, complimented him on how bright he was and said, "I'm the new pastor in town. If you and your mommy come to church o…

Soviet Union. 2 AM. Rabinovich is woken up by a knock on the door. **Rabinovich**: Who's there? **Voice**: Post office. Rabinovich opens the door. Two KGB agents are standing there. **KGB**: Tell us, Comrade Rabinovich, what is the best government system in the world? **Rabinovich**: Why, Communism. **KGB**: And what country has the best living standards? **Rabinovich**: The Soviet Union, of course. **KGB**: And what constitution is the best at protecting the rights of the citizens? **…

My company insists we travel everywhere first class. It's very relaxing, if you don't count the early start at the Post Office.

A guy retires and moves to the country After decades of working in a Post Office a guy decides to retire and move to the outback, where his nearest neighbour lives a kilometre away from him. One weekend, this neighbour visits the guy and invite them to his house for a party that evening. “but I gotta warn you” says the neighbour “there’ll be a lot of drinking there”. “That’s okay I can keep up with the best of ‘em”. “Ah good good” he says, then adds “ but sometimes after the drinks, things ca…

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail with illegible addresses… One day, a letter came addressed in shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read: “Dear God, I am an 83-year-old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension payment. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited …

A man asked a kid the way to the post office. A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of a candy store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can yoi tell me where the Post Office is?" The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street and at the end turn to your right." The man thanked the boy kindly and said, "I'm the new minister in town. I'd like for you to come to church on Sunday. I'll show you how to get To Heaven." The little boy replie…

Post office joke A post office received a letter from a little boy named Billy addressed to Santa Claus. They look at each other and, not knowing what to do with this, decide to read it out loud and have some fun. The letter goes something like this: “Dear Santa, our dad left us recently, my mom lost her job, so now I don’t have anything to wear during the winter as we can’t afford buying any new clothes… Can you please send me a winter coat, some gloves and a scarf? I’ve been a good boy the wh…

A job at the Post Office A guy goes to the post office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him

The way to Heaven... A priest is walking down the street when he comes upon a ten year old boy. The priest says ""Do you know where the Post Office is?"" The kid says ""Yeah

Letter to God A Post Office worker at the main sorting office finds an unstamped

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day