Soviet Union. 2 AM.
Rabinovich is woken up by a knock on the door.
**Rabinovich**: Who's there?
**Voice**: Post office.
Rabinovich opens the door. Two KGB agents are standing there.
**KGB**: Tell us, Comrade Rabinovich, what is the best government system in the world?
**Rabinovich**: Why, Communism.
**KGB**: And what country has the best living standards?
**Rabinovich**: The Soviet Union, of course.
**KGB**: And what constitution is the best at protecting the rights of the citizens?
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