Town If Jokes

THE COMPLETE 'DONALD TRUMP IS COMING TO TOWN' SONG He's making a list He's checking it twice he gonna find out if your Muslim or white Donald Trump is coming to town If he doesn't get his way, he's going to pout He's building a wall to keep Mexicans out Donald Trump is coming to town He says he not racist, its for Americas sake then why does his skin tone make look like he's half baked You better watch out, he'll make you cry We're all gonna pout, I'm telling you why Donald Trump is coming to to…

The phone rings... ...and the lady of the house answers. "Hello." "May I speak with Mrs. Smith please." "Speaking." "Mrs. Smith, this is Doctor Kent at Metro Labs. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, we also received a biopsy from another Mr. Smith as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good." "What do you mean?" Mrs. Smith asks nervously. "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for …

Boy Meets Pastor A delightful little boy was waiting for his mother outside the ladies’ room of the gas station. As he stood there, he was approached by a man who asked, "Sonny, can you tell me where the Post Office is?" The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street two blocks and turn to your right. It's on the left." The man thanked the boy, complimented him on how bright he was and said, "I'm the new pastor in town. If you and your mommy come to church o…