Town He Jokes

a cowboy dog walks into a town He goes right into the saloon and says,"" I'm looking fer the varmint that shot my pa' "".

A cowboy comes riding into a town... .... He pulls into the saloon says to the bartender ""pour me a mans drink."" So the bartender pours him some tequilas the Cowboy pours it on the floor and says ""I told you I wanted a mans drink."" So the bartender pours him some whiskey the cowboy pours it out and says "" I'm getting angry now damn it I want a mans drink."" The bartender says ""ok"" he goes in the back mixes whiskey tequila pours gunpowder in it then drops in a bullet he comes back out the …

THE COMPLETE 'DONALD TRUMP IS COMING TO TOWN' SONG He's making a list He's checking it twice he gonna find out if your Muslim or white Donald Trump is coming to town If he doesn't get his way, he's going to pout He's building a wall to keep Mexicans out Donald Trump is coming to town He says he not racist, its for Americas sake then why does his skin tone make look like he's half baked You better watch out, he'll make you cry We're all gonna pout, I'm telling you why Donald Trump is coming to to…

Quite a few years back Steve jobs visited our town He was on some trip to promote the iPad, one day he went into our local tesco and bought tonnes of shoe polish, pretty much sold the store out, damn Jobs, coming over here and taking our polish

A truck driver is driving through a small country town He drives passed a pub and sees a sign saying; Sandwiches - $5 Handjobs - $10 He, of course, pulls into the pub to investigate. He walks through the front door and is greeted by a stunningly beautiful woman. ""Are you the one dishing out the handjobs?"" he asked. She gives him a shy smile and replies ""you bet I am"" ""Well wash your hands I want a sandwich""

A man breaks down in an old country town... A travelling man breaks down in an old country town... He goes into the service station asking if they can fix his car. Turns out they have the part he needs and the repairs will take about an hour. He heads out the front where two old men are on their rocking chairs, staring out towards the crops. One of the old men says ""46."" And the other cracks up, bringing a smile to the first old man. They take a puff from their pipes and then the second old ma…

A mortician died in a small town He showed up to work late

An old cowboy rides into town.. He ties his horse to the post and walks into the local bar to have a drink. Once his drink is done he walks outside to see his horse is gone. The cowboy immediately walks back into the bar, pulls out his gun and shoots it in the air. He says loudly ""I'm going to sit down and have another drink and my horse better be outside by the time I'm done, or else I will have to do what I did back in Texas. And I dont want to do what I did back in Texas"". Once he is done w…

The Golden Toilet A man goes out drinking one night and gets blackout drunk. He wakes up the next morning to find that he has lost his credit card. He needs to get it back but he got so drunk he doesn't remember which bar he ended up at. The only thing he remembers is that the bar had a golden toilet. He walks into down and goes into one bar and asked the bartender, "Excuse me, this is a weird question, but do you happen to have a golden toilet here?" "A golden toilet? I don't think so," the ba…