A cowboy comes riding into a town... .... He pulls into the saloon says to the bartender ""pour me a mans drink."" So the bartender pours him some tequilas the Cowboy pours it on the floor and says ""I told you I wanted a mans drink."" So the bartender pours him some whiskey the cowboy pours it out and says "" I'm getting angry now damn it I want a mans drink."" The bartender says ""ok"" he goes in the back mixes whiskey tequila pours gunpowder in it then drops in a bullet he comes back out the cowboy finally drinks it and leaves. One week later the cowboy returns and says "" give me the same thing as last week but leave out the bullet cause I farted and killed my horse.""