An old cowboy rides into town.. He ties his horse to the post and walks into the local bar to have a drink. Once his drink is done he walks outside to see his horse is gone. The cowboy immediately walks back into the bar, pulls out his gun and shoots it in the air. He says loudly ""I'm going to sit down and have another drink and my horse better be outside by the time I'm done, or else I will have to do what I did back in Texas. And I dont want to do what I did back in Texas"". Once he is done with the drink he walks outside to see his horse has been returned. As he is saddling up, the bartender walks out and asks ""So what did you do in Texas?"" The cowboy stops and slowly turns to him, ""I had to walk home"".