A truck driver is driving through a small country town He drives passed a pub and sees a sign saying; Sandwiches - $5 Handjobs - $10 He, of course, pulls into the pub to investigate. He walks through the front door and is greeted by a stunningly beautiful woman. ""Are you the one dishing out the handjobs?"" he asked. She gives him a shy smile and replies ""you bet I am"" ""Well wash your hands I want a sandwich""