[quietly tries to open a can of beer] driving instructor: what was that#Driving#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I bet when David Hasselhoff gets too drunk he roams the streets screaming "KITT!" When he can't find his car.#David Hasselhoff#Driving#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"I'd hit that if I was drunk." - Me, driving by a mailbox just now.#Driving#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
One a scale of keystone light to jaeger how drunk are you sir? PANCAKE ok I need you to step out of the car#Driving#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My ex got drunk and left me at a bar so I called the police and reported a drunk driver.. #topahole#Driving#Police#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp