Christmas is becoming more and more commercialised every year. Pushing up prices in every sector This tweet is brought to you by Tesco

a cowboy dog walks into a town He goes right into the saloon and says,"" I'm looking fer the varmint that shot my pa' "".

Britain's got pretty racist since the referendum; I was behind a Latvian couple in Tesco yesterday and the lady behind the checkout asked if they wanted any help packing...

Just been to Tesco and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas Can't believe the currant exchange rate!