Post Office Jokes

A veteran goes for a job interview at the Post Office. A guy goes into the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him

What two words have the most letters? Post office.

Morning coffee in a US government job . . . A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.

Never get stuck behind the devil in a Post Office queue For the devil can take many forms

What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common? Thousands of brown loafers

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters? The Post Office

A priest approached a small boy in the street and said: "Could you tell me where the Post Office is, please?" The boy gave him directions, and the priest said: "Thank you. If you come to my sermon tonight, I will tell you how to get to Heaven." "I don't think so," said the boy. "You don't even know how to get to the Post Office!"

Russian Russia is a combination of incompetence and evil – like the Post Office with tanks. Emo Philips Did you hear about the new chain of coffee shops in Russia? It's called Tsarbucks.

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?