A guy retires and moves to the country After decades of working in a Post Office a guy decides to retire and move to the outback, where his nearest neighbour lives a kilometre away from him. One weekend, this neighbour visits the guy and invite them to his house for a party that evening. “but I gotta warn you” says the neighbour “there’ll be a lot of drinking there”. “That’s okay I can keep up with the best of ‘em”. “Ah good good” he says, then adds “ but sometimes after the drinks, things can get a bit rowdy and fight or two might break out”. “Don’t worry about be mate” says the guy. “I can hold my own”. “Goodo” says the neighbour, then adds “ and if we are really lucky later that night, we might be able to get some action, if you know what I mean! (wink)”. “Oh yeah I’d be keen for that” says the guy. “So I’ll see you at around 8 o’clock tonight then?” says the neighbour. “Yeah, I’ll see you then mate. What do you want me to bring?” “Whatever you want mate” says the neighbour. “It’s just gonna be you and me”.