Pascal Jokes

Einstein, Tesla, Newton, and Pascal are all playing Hide 'N Seek It is Einstein's turn to be it. So he covers his eyes and slowly counts to 20. Tesla climbs up a tree, Pascal jumps behind a bush, and Newton stands right where he is and draws a 1m x 1m square around him. ""...eighteen, nineteen, twenty! Ready or not, here I come!"" exclaims Einstein. Of course, Newton is the first person he sees so he tags him. ""Gotcha, Newton!"" To which Newton responds, ""Nope. Pascal!""

Einstein, Pascal and Newton are playing hide and seek... Einstein, Pascal and Newton are playing hide and seek. Einstein starts counting ''1...2....3....4....'' Pascal immediately runs of and hides somewhere. Newton however grabs a marker and draws a square around him, each line exactly a meter long. When Einstein is done counting he quickly spots Newton and yells ''found you Newton!''. Newton smiles and replies ''I'm not Newton, I'm Pascal.''

Einstein, Newton and Pascal are hanging out one afternoon... Einstein is bored, so he suggests a game of hide and seek and pretends to be ""It"". The others agree, so Einstein begins counting, ""One...Two...Three.."" Pascal runs off right away to find a place to hide. But Newton merely takes out a piece of chalk and draws a mid sized square. He finishes and steps into the square just as Einstein shouts, ""Ready or not! Here I come!"" Einstein looks up immediately and spots Newton standing right …

Pascal: Come on, we must go! Me: Man, you are really making a lot of pressure for 1 Pascal.

Scientist Joke Blatantly Stolen from Askreddit. Einstein, Pascal, and Newton were playing hide-and-seek. While Einstein was counting; Pascal hid behind a tree and Newton stood in the middle of the playground, drew a box that was one meter by one meter. Einstein finished counting and saw Newton standing there in the open. ""I found you Newton!"" Newton replied, ""I'd wager you found pascal"". De Broglie was watching them and decided to wave back.

Newton, Einstein and Pascal are playing hide and seek While Einstein is counting down from 100, Pascal runs and hides. Newton stands in pain view, and carefully measures out a meter square, then stands in it. When Einstein turns around, he exclaims ""Newton you're supposed to hide so I can't find you"" . Newton replies ""you found a Newton over a square meter, you found a Pascal""

Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton, and Blaise Pascal are playing hide and go seek Einstein covers his eyes and starts counting, while Pascal dashes off to hide. Newton stays where he is and draws a 1 meter by 1 meter square in the dirt and steps into it. Once Einstein finishes counting, he notices Newton and says ""AHA, I've found you Newton!"" To which Isaac Newton replies ""you didn't find Newton, Albert. You found a Pascal""

Poor Pascal... he gets no girls at all... but at least his name is the SI derived unit of pressure used to quantify internal pressure, stress, ... Coincidence?

All scientists in heaven were playing hide and seek... It was Einstein's turn to seek, so he went to a corner and started counting down from ten. All other scientists ran away hurriedly, except Newton. Newton calmly took out a piece of chalk from his pocket and drew a square on the ground with each side one metre long. As soon as Einstein was about to turn, he stepped into the box he had drawn with a smug smile. Einstein turned and immediately pointed towards Newton and started shouting, ""You'r…

Einstein, Newton and Pascal are playing hide and go seek.lt's Einstein's turn to count so he covers his eyes and starts counting to ten.Pascal runs off and hides. Newton draws a one meter by one meter square on the ground in front of Einstein then stands in the middle of it. Einstein reaches ten and uncovers his eyes. He sees Newton immediately and exclaims ""Newton! I found you! You're it!"" Newton smiles and says ""You didn't find me, you found a Newton over a square meter. You found Pascal!""

Einstein was playing hide and seek with a bunch of scientists, and he saw Newton When he was about to grab him, Newton said ""see, I am standing on a tile that's exactly 1 square meter, so it Pascal not me you are looking for""

Albert, Issac, and Blaise are playing ""hide and seek."" Albert closes his eyes and begins to count as Blaise takes off, running to hide. Issac stoops over and marks a square with sides exactly one meter long, then steps into it. Albert finishes the count, opens his eyes, and announces, ""Pascal, I have found you!"" Pa=N/m2

Joe, Pascal, Darwin and Newton go play hide 'n' seek Joe, Pascal, Darwin and Newton decide to play hide and go seek. Joe decides to count. When he starts counting Darwin runs off to look at bugs, Pascal runs and hides in a box and Newton simply draws a square around him which is neatly labelled 1m^2 . When joe opens his eyes he says ""come on Newton at least try!"" To which Newton replies ""actually a newton over a m^2 is a Pascal so you just found pascal.

Science Jokes Molecule 1: I just lost an electron. Molecule 2: Are you sure? Molecule 1: I'm positive Newton, Pascal and Archimedes are playing hide and seek. Archimedes starts to count, Pascal hides in a bush, and Newton draws a square on the ground and steps into it. Archimedes finds Newton first, of course, but Newton replies, ""Nope. One Newton on one square meter is equal to one Pascal."" When Magnesium and Oxygen started dating I was like, ""O MG!"" -Techinverted

Einstein, Pascal, and Newton are playing hide and seek. Einstein is counting, so Pascal runs and hides. Newton moves a short distance away from Einstein and draws a square meter box on the ground, then steps into it. When Einstein is finished counting, he sees Newton right away and says, ""I've found you, Newton!"" Newton replies, ""No. You've found Pascal.""

Newton, Galileo and Pascal were playing hide and seek... ...Pascal taps Galileo and decides he is seeking before running to hide. Galileo begins to count. Newton grabs a piece of chalk from his pocket because all scientists have pieces of chalk in their pocket and proceeds to draw a square with 1m dimensions around him. By the time he is done Galileo turns and says I've found you Newton. Newton replies with ""no, you've found one Newton per square metre. You've found Pascal"".

Einstein, Newton & Pascal are playing hide and seek Einstein starts counting ""1...2...3..."" and Pascal immediately runs away to hide. Instead of hiding Newton knees down and draws a square of one meter side length. Then he steps inside of it. Einstein finishes counting and turns around. He instantly yells ""Newton I have found you!"" But Newton replies: ""No, what you see is one Newton over one square meter - so what you have found is one Pascal.""

Einstein, Newton and Pascal are playing hide and seek... Einstein is seeking, so Pascal runs to go hide. Newton stays where he is and draws a 1 meter by 1 meter square in the dirt and stands in the middle of it. Einstein turns around and immediately spots Newton. ""Newton!"" he exclaims ""I found you!"" Newton smiles and replies ""You didn't find me, you found a Newton over a square meter. You found Pascal!""

Not a joke; just something I'd like to address... Since we're reposting the ""Einstein, Newton, and Pascal"" joke, it should be noted that the actual punchline is different from what's been used. It's supposed to go like this: *Newton draws a 1 meter by 1 meter square on the ground and steps inside. Einstein comes up to him and cries out, ""Aha! I found you, Pascal!""* The joke just doesn't work when Newton has to explain it. Not only does it beat the reader over the head with the premise, but i…

Einsten, Newton and Pascal are playing hide and go seek. Einstein, Newton and Pascal are playing hide and go seek. Its Einstein's turn to count so he covers his eyes and starts counting to ten. Pascal runs off and hides. Newton draws a one meter by one meter square on the ground in front of Einstein and stands in the middle of it. Einstein reaches ten and uncovers his eyes. He sees Newton immediately and exclaims ""Newton! I found you! You're it!"" Newton smiles and says ""you didn't find me, yo…

A physics Joke So Einstein, Pascal and Newton are playing hide and seek. Einstein is counting while Newton and Pascal hide. Pascal runs off and hides while Newton doesn't move an inch. Instead, he draws a square around himself in the dirt. After Einstein finishes counting, he opens his eyes and says, ""Found you Newton! That was easy"" Newton says; ""No you didn't. You found Pascal"" He points down to the square in the dirt. ""One Newton per meter squared""

Hide-and-seek with physicists One day, Einstein, Newton, and Pascal meet up and decide to play a game of hide and seek. Einstein volunteered to be ""It."" As Einstein counted, eyes closed, to 100, Pascal ran away and hid, but Newton stood right in front of Einstein and drew a one meter by one meter square on the floor around himself. When Einstein opened his eyes, he immediately saw Newton and said ""I found you Newton,"" but Newton replied, ""No, you found one Newton per square meter. You found…

Pascal walks into a bar. He then feels pressured to leave.

Einstein, Newton and Pascal play hide and seek... One day, Einstein, Newton, and Pascal meet up and decide to play a game of hide and seek. Einstein volunteered to be ""It."" As Einstein counted, eyes closed, to 100, Pascal ran away and hid, but Newton stood right in front of Einstein and drew a one meter by one meter square on the floor around himself. When Einstein opened his eyes, he immediately saw Newton and said ""I found you Newton,"" but Newton replied, ""No, you found one Newton per squ…

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