Science Jokes Molecule 1: I just lost an electron. Molecule 2: Are you sure? Molecule 1: I'm positive Newton, Pascal and Archimedes are playing hide and seek. Archimedes starts to count, Pascal hides in a bush, and Newton draws a square on the ground and steps into it. Archimedes finds Newton first, of course, but Newton replies, ""Nope. One Newton on one square meter is equal to one Pascal."" When Magnesium and Oxygen started dating I was like, ""O MG!"" -Techinverted