Pascal Jokes

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Einstein, Newton, and Pascal are hanging out one afternoon. Einstein is bored, so he suggests, "Let's play hide-and-seek. I'll be it!" The others agree, so Einstein begins counting. "One... Two... Three..." Pascal runs off right away to find a place to hide. But Newton merely takes out a piece of chalk and draws a 1 meter x 1 meter square. He finishes and steps into the square just as Einstein shouts, "Ready or not -- here I come!" Einstein looks up and immediately spots Newton standing rig…

Einstein, Heisenberg, Pascal and Newton are playing hide and seek... ...Einstein covers his eyes and begins counting. While Heisenberg and Pascal run off and hide, Newton takes out some chalk and marks a square on the ground with a side length of exactly 1 meter, then sits down inside the square. When Einstein is finished counting and sees Newton sitting on the ground, he yells, "Ha, I've found you, Newton!". Newton however replies, "No you haven't! You've found Pascal! (ɹǝʇǝɯ ǝɹɐnbs ɹǝd uoʇʍ…

One day, Einstein, Newton, and Pascal meet up and decide to play a game of hide and seek... Einstein volunteered to be “It.” As Einstein counted, eyes closed, to 100, Pascal ran away and hid, but Newton stood right in front of Einstein and drew a one meter by one meter square on the floor around himself. When Einstein opened his eyes, he immediately saw Newton and said “I found you Newton,” but Newton replied, “No, you found one Newton per square meter. You found Pascal!

Totally Nerdy Joke: Einstein, Newton, and Pascal playing hide and seek Einstein, Newton, and Pascal are playing hide and seek. It's einstein's turn to count. Pascal runs away and hides under some bushes. Newton draws a large box in the dirt and stands inside it. Einstein finishes counting, sees Newton and declares "Aha! Newton, I found you!" Newton replies "No, you found one Newton per square meter. You found Pascal."

Einstein, Newton, and Pascal play hide-and-seek Einstein decides to be the seeker and begins counting. Pascal immediately runs to a closet and hides inside. Newton doesn't run or try to hide. Instead he takes some tape, makes a box on the ground, and steps inside. Einstein finishes counting and turns around to see Newton standing like an idiot. "I found you Isaac, great hiding spot," says Einstein. "You didn't find me," Newton replies. "You found one Newton per square meter. You found Pascal!…

Einstein, Newton and Pascal play hide and go seek Einstein, Newton and Pascal are playing hide and go seek. It's Einstein's turn to count so he covers his eyes and starts counting to ten. Pascal runs off and hides. Newton draws a one metre by one metre square on the ground in front of Einstein and stands in the middle of it. Einstein reaches ten and uncovers his eyes. He sees Newton immediately and exclaims, "Newton! I found you! You're it!" Newton smiles and says, "you didn't find me, you f…

Einstein, Newton and Pascal are playing hide and go seek. Einstein, Newton and Pascal are playing hide and go seek.lt’s Einstein’s turn to count so he covers his eyes and starts counting to ten.Pascal runs off and hides. Newton draws a one meter by one meter square on the ground in front of Einstein then stands in the middle of it. Einstein reaches ten and uncovers his eyes. He sees Newton immediately and exclaims “Newton! I found you! You’re it!” Newton smiles and says “You didn’t find me, you…

Einstein, Newton and Pascal play hide and seek together Einstein, Newton and Pascal play hide and seek together. It's Einstein's turn to count, and he closes his eyes. After counting to 10, Pascal runs away and hides. Newton, on the other hand, very calmly draws a square on the ground, 1 meter on each side, in front of the place that Einstein counted, and goes to the middle of it and starts to wait. When Einstein reaches 10, he opens his eyes and immediately says, "Newton, I found you!!" he …

Newton, Pascal and Einstein are playing hide and seek Einstein starts to count. Pascal runs off and hides in a bush, while Newton draws a square on the ground and steps into it. Einstein finishes counting, turns around and sees Newton, "Ha, I have found you Newton!" Newton however replies, "Nope. One Newton on one square meter is equal to one Pascal."

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