Scientist Joke Blatantly Stolen from Askreddit. Einstein, Pascal, and Newton were playing hide-and-seek. While Einstein was counting; Pascal hid behind a tree and Newton stood in the middle of the playground, drew a box that was one meter by one meter. Einstein finished counting and saw Newton standing there in the open. ""I found you Newton!"" Newton replied, ""I'd wager you found pascal"". De Broglie was watching them and decided to wave back.

Einstein, Tesla, Newton, and Pascal are all playing Hide 'N Seek It is Einstein's turn to be it. So he covers his eyes and slowly counts to 20. Tesla climbs up a tree, Pascal jumps behind a bush, and Newton stands right where he is and draws a 1m x 1m square around him. ""...eighteen, nineteen, twenty! Ready or not, here I come!"" exclaims Einstein. Of course, Newton is the first person he sees so he tags him. ""Gotcha, Newton!"" To which Newton responds, ""Nope. Pascal!""

Einstein, Pascal and Newton are playing hide and seek... Einstein, Pascal and Newton are playing hide and seek. Einstein starts counting ''1...2....3....4....'' Pascal immediately runs of and hides somewhere. Newton however grabs a marker and draws a square around him, each line exactly a meter long. When Einstein is done counting he quickly spots Newton and yells ''found you Newton!''. Newton smiles and replies ''I'm not Newton, I'm Pascal.''

Einstein, Newton and Pascal are hanging out one afternoon... Einstein is bored, so he suggests a game of hide and seek and pretends to be ""It"". The others agree, so Einstein begins counting, ""One...Two...Three.."" Pascal runs off right away to find a place to hide. But Newton merely takes out a piece of chalk and draws a mid sized square. He finishes and steps into the square just as Einstein shouts, ""Ready or not! Here I come!"" Einstein looks up immediately and spots Newton standing right …