A physics Joke So Einstein, Pascal and Newton are playing hide and seek. Einstein is counting while Newton and Pascal hide. Pascal runs off and hides while Newton doesn't move an inch. Instead, he draws a square around himself in the dirt. After Einstein finishes counting, he opens his eyes and says, ""Found you Newton! That was easy"" Newton says; ""No you didn't. You found Pascal"" He points down to the square in the dirt. ""One Newton per meter squared""

Einstein, Tesla, Newton, and Pascal are all playing Hide 'N Seek It is Einstein's turn to be it. So he covers his eyes and slowly counts to 20. Tesla climbs up a tree, Pascal jumps behind a bush, and Newton stands right where he is and draws a 1m x 1m square around him. ""...eighteen, nineteen, twenty! Ready or not, here I come!"" exclaims Einstein. Of course, Newton is the first person he sees so he tags him. ""Gotcha, Newton!"" To which Newton responds, ""Nope. Pascal!""

Einstein, Pascal and Newton are playing hide and seek... Einstein, Pascal and Newton are playing hide and seek. Einstein starts counting ''1...2....3....4....'' Pascal immediately runs of and hides somewhere. Newton however grabs a marker and draws a square around him, each line exactly a meter long. When Einstein is done counting he quickly spots Newton and yells ''found you Newton!''. Newton smiles and replies ''I'm not Newton, I'm Pascal.''

Einstein, Newton and Pascal are hanging out one afternoon... Einstein is bored, so he suggests a game of hide and seek and pretends to be ""It"". The others agree, so Einstein begins counting, ""One...Two...Three.."" Pascal runs off right away to find a place to hide. But Newton merely takes out a piece of chalk and draws a mid sized square. He finishes and steps into the square just as Einstein shouts, ""Ready or not! Here I come!"" Einstein looks up immediately and spots Newton standing right …